An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them. (c)Stephen Fry
Как быстро и эффективно сожрать всю выделенную оперативную память:

$ cat .htaccess
...
RewriteRule ^[a-z0-9_-]*\.html$ index.php
...

$ php -c /etc/php.ini index.php
Notice: Undefined index: SERVER_NAME in include/kernel.class.php on line 1030
Warning: readfile(/index.html): failed to open stream: operation failed in include/kernel.class.php on line 1030

Вуаля:
USER PID %CPU %MEM VSZ RSS TT STAT STARTED TIME COMMAND
user 5569 0.0 0.0 19564 12800 ?? I 10:51AM 0:00.48 httpd -f /etc/apache/httpd.conf
user 6825 0.0 0.0 19564 12800 ?? I 10:54AM 0:00.32 httpd -f /etc/apache/httpd.conf
user 6916 0.0 0.0 19564 12804 ?? I 10:54AM 0:00.50 httpd -f /etc/apache/httpd.conf
user 18376 0.0 0.0 19528 12764 ?? I 11:09AM 0:00.14 httpd -f /etc/apache/httpd.conf
user 53119 0.0 0.0 17060 10524 ?? Ss Wed03PM 12:56.55 httpd -f /etc/apache/httpd.conf
user 94218 0.0 0.0 19564 12800 ?? I 10:59AM 0:00.65 httpd -f /etc/apache/httpd.conf
...

"Мавр сделал своё дело, мавр может уходить."

@темы: говнокод, будни